The hazards of vog

Volcanic smog.
What'll they think of next?

Sharp objects? Bring 'em on!

Now there's news you can use.

Pinochet

It's pronounced Pi-no-CHET, not Pi-no-SHAY.
Who knew?
Other than all of Chile, and probably the rest of Latin America, I mean.

Um, ick...

And also? Ewwwww.

Live by the kinkajou, die by the kinkajou

I didn't know what a kinkajou was.
I especially didn't know that they were capable of vicious attacks.

I'm a clencher, baby

I clench my teeth. That's what we decided at the dentist's office today. So I'm gonna get a lower-bite mouthgard for me to wear at night. Can't wait to get that bill. That's when the clenching will really begin.

At lunch, today, I saw a guy who slightly resembles my college boyfriend, who doesn't speak to me at all anymore. I realized that this means I can do anything at all with the character in my novel that resembles him.

Because what's he gonna do? Stop speaking to me?

BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

The Christians are going

Wish they'd just go, already.

Kitty!

Wonder if the cats would be disturbed to know that I want a couple of these.

Can we move to Florida?

Can we move to Florida?

Like ... now?

I'm looking out the window and wondering how I'm gonna make it to April.