Dancing cats for Francine

What if I wrote a blog...

... and nobody came?

I'm the world's worst blogger. Hopeless. Terrible. Awful.

But at least hardly anyone knows that.

I'm Brigitte Bardot!!

I took the "What Famous Pinup Are You?" test, and here are my results:

You are Brigitte Bardot

Naturally sensual and beautiful You're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere You've got a look that's one of a kind

What Famous Pinup Are You?

Best blonde joke EVER

Seriously, check it out.

Where teaspoons go ...

Wacky Brits.
Scientists have actually studied what happens to teaspoons.

"The death of bling?"

I love this story.
So very, very much.

Another Buddhist falls from the fold

Slate's John Horgan writes about losing his religion.

The hazards of vog

Volcanic smog.
What'll they think of next?

Sharp objects? Bring 'em on!

Now there's news you can use.

Pinochet

It's pronounced Pi-no-CHET, not Pi-no-SHAY.
Who knew?
Other than all of Chile, and probably the rest of Latin America, I mean.

Um, ick...

And also? Ewwwww.

Live by the kinkajou, die by the kinkajou

I didn't know what a kinkajou was.
I especially didn't know that they were capable of vicious attacks.

I'm a clencher, baby

I clench my teeth. That's what we decided at the dentist's office today. So I'm gonna get a lower-bite mouthgard for me to wear at night. Can't wait to get that bill. That's when the clenching will really begin.

At lunch, today, I saw a guy who slightly resembles my college boyfriend, who doesn't speak to me at all anymore. I realized that this means I can do anything at all with the character in my novel that resembles him.

Because what's he gonna do? Stop speaking to me?

BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

The Christians are going

Wish they'd just go, already.

Kitty!

Wonder if the cats would be disturbed to know that I want a couple of these.

Can we move to Florida?

Can we move to Florida?

Like ... now?

I'm looking out the window and wondering how I'm gonna make it to April.

A-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

The sins of my youth have come back to haunt me: I have an A-Ha song going through my head.

What do you mean "Which one?"

You know very well which one. The one that's right now going,"Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-duh-doo-doo-doo" through my head.

That's gotta be worse than an LSD flashback.

Whistlers

You ever just want to stop someone who's whistling and say, "That sounds a lot better inside your head, doesn't it?"

Yeah.

Me, too.

Maruchan Nation

Ramen is muy grande in Mexico.

I'm a Bengal!

I took the cat personality test, and I'm a Bengal!

How exotic.

What are you?