Buy me a muzzle, please ...

OK, so a few minutes ago, the department manager came over looking to find a volunteer from our area to go to an important meeting today.

Today's our busy production day, so I told her: "Pick the (project) you don't need finished by the end of the day, and take someone from there."

(Mind you, I have no authority whatsover around here.) Luckily for me, she thought that was hilarious.